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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 07:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How can I earn money through OnlyFans?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

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Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is your twin flame story?

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?

Still no good

No way

Loons and Moons

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No go.

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Observations from Day 5 of OTAs - Cleveland Browns

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why are right-wing commentators spreading conspiracy theories about Haitians eating local pets in Springfield, Ohio?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why am I tired all the time?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

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