What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 14:09
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗ NEW WOMAN - analysis ˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
The Ocean Is Getting Darker, Threatening All That Lives Within - ScienceAlert
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Planet Nine? Not quite, but some astronomers think they've spotted a new dwarf planet - NBC News
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
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Minds and Behinds